Yall know they do it only when some sin they committed is about to go public? With this announcement I have to ask what court case against them was opened.
In short Mars Inc. (owners of M&M’s) candies contained dangerous levels of lead and cadmium
(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)
TACAFW: Y'see, I’ve been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years… yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it’s now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call ‘Not safe for work" – hooey, I don’t know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town – but me, through those twelve years, I’ve just been in this old rockin’ chair on this old porch, and I’ve seen 'em come and I’ve seen 'em go… I guess I mus’ just’ like it here…
I love how other medias are mostly excited and in awe with Glass Onion but ppl in this hellsite are frothing at the mouth, screaming, puking, brainrotting so hard over Benoit Blanc’s silly little outfits, Hugh Grant with sourdough, Janelle Monáe, and how stupid dumb dumb Miles Bron is. I’d say target audience has been reached.
the twist I kept waiting for in Glass Onion was that Serena was still “on the clock” in the gym—sitting still—and that she saw everything. Just when they think all the physical evidence is lost, the case is solved by the world’s most famous tennis star recording a conference call on her weird work-from-home gig.
another thing I love about this movie is how we go from “holy shit he has the vaccine but is keeping it to himself! what an asshole” to “holy shit he’s pretending to have a vaccine so that he can tell them to take their masks off for his little party! what an asshole”
